Cruise of the Gods

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Directed by Declan Lowney

Cast

Rob BrydonAndy Van Allen

Steve CooganNick Lee

David WalliamsJeff Monks

James CordenRussell

Philip JacksonHugh Bispham

Niall BuggyGraham Ball

Helen CokerJenny

Rachel ShelleyYasmina

Jack JonesHimself

Brian ConleyHimself

Robin WeaverVivienne

Daniel CerqueiraDaniel

MMatt WhitelockNeil

JJulian FieldBilly's Time Bike Fan

AArturo VenegasCaptain Koulouris

Di BotcherMrs Hatcher

Gray O'Brien'Casualty' Doctor

LLisa McNaughtGemma Clay

Gavan O'HerlihyMickey

SShelley BlondPA Romy

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